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Funniest/ best thing you have said to ruin the mood?

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hey guys, was just talking with my girlfriend and she said she was reading (on some other forum) a thread about the funniest/best line/thing people have ever said to ruin the mood.

 

What do you guys have???

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Not quite the same, but I once finished whilst yelling "JUMANJI!"

 

My room mates laughter sorta ruined her mood...

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Not quite the same, but I once finished whilst yelling "JUMANJI!"

 

My room mates laughter sorta ruined her mood...

Lol, this is what happens when you rent with mates!

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Your sisters box is tighter

please tell me you supplied her with some aloe vera for that burn afterwards!!!!! hahaha

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any one see that picture

 

girl = is it in yet ?

boy = i dont know.

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I was sooo over this one girlfriend so i said " look, my dicks bored of you, I'm taking it exploring".......... she actually tried so hard for about a week then went back to being a starfish :angry:

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I popped out a little fart during sex once

Tried so hard to hold it in but just couldn't take it any more and popped out a little Fart

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I popped out a little fart during sex once

Tried so hard to hold it in but just couldn't take it any more and popped out a little Fart

hahahah thats the best one so far!

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I popped out a little fart during sex once Tried so hard to hold it in but just couldn't take it any more and popped out a little Fart

 

Little?

I blow the door down. Especially after dinner, snuggling in bed. Just let it rip under the blankets.

Smells the best after some curry rice.

 

Always 120% ruins what was supposed to follow afterwards.

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I popped out a little fart during sex once Tried so hard to hold it in but just couldn't take it any more and popped out a little Fart

 

Little?

I blow the door down. Especially after dinner, snuggling in bed. Just let it rip under the blankets.

Smells the best after some curry rice.

 

Always 120% ruins what was supposed to follow afterwards.

 

Masturbartion??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I joke ;)

Hate holding farts in during sex, makes it harder to blow

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Hahaha so true. It get's awkward. You want to go harder but scared it'll leak out.

Just blame it on her dude. If you know what I mean ;)

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Scrotum - just drop that and people don't know what to do lol

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haha i have had one of those awkward fart moments, and you just freeze, its like... aww shiiiit. you want me to get off now right? i fully understand.. especially when sheets are still on and it smells like a dead hooker haha

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Lean in nice and Close and whisper in her ear in your best gollum voice " Cum my precious"

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How can they not be clean down there?

Wash it in the shower, couldn't be more simpler! Unless it was a big fat bush and it was a real hot day and her tap was on full blast then fair enough.

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Man up, its just your brain telling you it smells like fish..

 

I could only wish hahaha !! It had an odour of road kill

 

Well f**k that.. *runs*

 

Now here's some advice, if the chick smells and you know your going to get it on sometime in the next hour or so, have a decent shower first so old mate smells awesome, get her to start off giving you a bj (she wont shouldn't mind because old mate is super smelly clean) now bump ugly bit for a bit then ask for another bj, she will soon figure out she smells really bad, and you sirs will never ever have the issue again..

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Man up, its just your brain telling you it smells like fish..
I could only wish hahaha !! It had an odour of road kill
Well f**k that.. *runs* Now here's some advice, if the chick smells and you know your going to get it on sometime in the next hour or so, have a decent shower first so old mate smells awesome, get her to start off giving you a bj (she wont shouldn't mind because old mate is super smelly clean) now bump ugly bit for a bit then ask for another bj, she will soon figure out she smells really bad, and you sirs will never ever have the issue again..

 

Thats Gold :thumb:

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