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Haha I just sound like a little girl on camera..

 

How little are we talking? Schoolgirl fantasy or 'uplate' little?

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What does ya mum do?

 

His dad

 

and me..

 

hope you used protection

eh, you can't get aids twice.. ;)

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run to mums bathroom cabinet grab the Vaseline.

 

Or bedside drawer.

 

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this goes straight to the pool room!

 

Hey guys.

Been lifting on and off for a fair while.

Always have done the beginners routine and have done so this time for 3-4 months.

Starting to really plateau I feel.

 

Do you guys think it's time for a split?

Ideally I'd want a 3 day split because I've made available time around a 3 day compound routine.

 

Just looking for best progression so after the best info please.

If you think I should stick at the compound routine for a while longer then tell me.

 

After more size and appearance rather than trying to be a power lifter.

 

If you guys agree with moving to a split, can anyone recommend a good full body split that I can do at home.

I have barbell, dumbells, cage and bench.

 

Train however you want, but put 100% effort in and you will reap the rewards.

 

A novice who puts in 100% effort re: training intensity, consistency and eating accordingly will make good gains on ANY program. (it's a bit like life really, put the effort in and you will reap the rewards)

 

If you're not lifting to be competitive/earn a living from it, then lift because you enjoy it, and as such train the way you enjoy, otherwise what are you doing it for? wink.png

 

/2c smile.png

 

DO IT FOR THE CHICKS

 

Lol I can tell you 2 reasons why I build.

1. Chicks lol- having a six in hs was a big deal and pulling chicks with the click of a finger is even better.

And 2- to supplement my arrogance lol. :)

I believe to be the best is a combination of 3 things. Being the strongest, smartest and richest lol

And with those powers combined you are captain douchebag.

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^ x2!

 

Lol I can tell you 2 reasons why I build.

1. Chicks lol- having a six in hs was a big deal and pulling chicks with the click of a finger is even better.

And 2- to supplement my arrogance lol. smile.png

I believe to be the best is a combination of 3 things. Being the strongest, smartest and richest lol

 

And with those powers combined you are captain douchebag.

 

FKN LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by GHOSTY

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Lol that post was almost as egotistical as this, almost.

 

ok.. bud

Wait how do you have a personality like a shark? Are you always lurking round seal colonies eating the weak and slow ones? Are you easily deterred by nets place 2 meter from the bottom of the sea bed? Like to hunt alone? If you loose a tooth do you grow it back? Or have more than one row of teeth? Fill me in shark I need to understand!

If you try and play with a shark, chances are, you're going to get bitten..

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i remember making my pubes into an arrow shape pointing to my junk. chicks loved it.

 

 

 

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i remember making my pubes into an arrow shape pointing to my junk. chicks loved it.

 

 

 

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no way man, this one was better :lol:

 

Shave all pubes except for two dots, one either side of your penor.

 

Girls love the elephant look.

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LSD intrigues me

 

It's pretty f**ked up, fun at the time but I wasn't right for a week or 2 one of the times I did it

Sounds like the time I starred in porn, they promiesed it would be a straight scene...

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So how many people do the anus area, haven't tried it but it's got to be Better than getting nuggets caught up in the jungle

 

Do NOT clean shave it, trim it as low as possible, it's fine imo.

 

If you do want to clean shave it then this is my best explanation of how it feels.

 

A cactus being scraped against your anus with every stroke of your leg as you attempt to step forward.

Sitting down is unbearable, your butt cheeks squeeze against each other causing the sharp pricks of your anus hair pushing against your inner butt cheeks piercing your skin.

When the temperature gets a little bit hot down there your anus starts to sweat like a fat man banging a very legal 18 year old girl which feels like you accidentally squirted a while bottle of 100% Olive oil all over your anus.

 

You've been warned.

 

to hear that you have done it does not come as a surprise to me.

 

retard.

 

I'm sorry some of us don't really want over cooked chicken nuggets dangling from our anus

 

to hear that you don't know how to wipe your ass properly also doesn't come as a surprise to me.

 

retard.

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^ hahahahahhahahahah i will never forget busting that bitch right in the nose

bitch went down like a sack of shit :lol:

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oh how i wish i was gay

 

All you need to do is receive penis in your bum and your gay, it's not like you have to take a class and pass a test or anything

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^ hahahahahhahahahah i will never forget busting that bitch right in the nose

bitch went down like a sack of shit laugh.png

 

now i got to hear the full story!

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^ hahahahahhahahahah i will never forget busting that bitch right in the nose

bitch went down like a sack of shit :lol:

 

now i got to hear the full story!

 

i was at a club and there was a girl there that didnt like my girlfriend i was with at the time

she said to my face that she was going to bash my girlfriend and i warned her if she tried any thing i would hit her even tho she was a girl

later that night i see her pulling my girlfriends hair and punching her

so i walked over and gabbed her right in the face, busted her right in the nose

blood every where!

funny thing is shes the one that got kicked out of the club and i continued to have a good time

 

and before i turned around to walk away i said " no one bashes my girlfriend other then me ! "

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hahahahaha, hat off to you! Most people wouldnt know what to do in that situation, but you handled it well haha

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and before i turned around to walk away i said " no one bashes my girlfriend other then me ! "

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people that i let borrow almost $2k, and think that just paying back the amount is all they need to do in return.

 

bitch i bailed you the fuck out, you owe me more than money.

 

is she hot?? :ph34r:

 

no but i'm railing her daughter.

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Just draw it on in posca everymorning

Change it up every few weeks and cunts be like "nigga whaaaaaaaaaa"

 

 

"I'll take your breath away"

:lol:

 

You ever f**ked a chick with a pierced clit? It's off putting lol

 

 

makes that shit easier to find hahaha

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Can someone give this guy a refugee so he'll shut up

 

Laughed. Really. Loud.

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thats not a tbolt clamp dude

sorry I was half asleep when I read your post lol

 

Your right tho t bolt clamps are the worst

 

I never said that was a t bolt clamp

 

Replying in my quote box

 

Looks like your still half asleep

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The scene needs a Hitler
i agree, too many jews in it.

 

 

imagine the gas bill.

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man. i get mentioned in this thread way to much.

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man. i get mentioned in this thread way to much.

 

If you can get more than King Troll" You win the internets.

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I'd rather just show you all a picture of my cock

 

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Laughed Hard!!! :thumb:

Edited by GOT-180

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