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masturbate while your on the phone to whoever handles your call, still counts as phone sex.

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mine hahhahaha!

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there was a thread which got deleted

 

kid was building a pulsar and there were a few funny replies

 

 

owner was lowering the front of the car more then the rear to help put more weight on the front wheels resulting in more traction

some one replied with : didnt u know a car is full of water? tip it forward and all the water will follow

 

and then some one posted this

 

build-shitty-car-call-everyone-haters.jpg

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there was a thread which got deleted

 

kid was building a pulsar and there were a few funny replies

 

 

owner was lowering the front of the car more then the rear to help put more weight on the front wheels resulting in more traction

some one replied with : didnt u know a car is full of water? tip it forward and all the water will follow

 

and then some one posted this

 

build-shitty-car-call-everyone-haters.jpg

 

I think bling making the "cooling ambient air with ambient air is really gonna work(or something like that)" call about his front mount "CAI" was pretty funny as well.

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The best part was when he posted his car in the epic car fail thread.

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ok i admit that was a bit of a silly move :lol:

 

*makes his pulsar 4 life hand symbol*

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f**k yeh, got 2 quotes in this thread biggrin.png

lastMeme.jpg

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The best part was when he posted his car in the epic car fail thread.

 

Then his build thread got moved to the joke section lol

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If she let me? That takes a bit of the thrill out of it, no I think creampie in her sleep while her & her husband try for a baby would be best.

 

throw some suspicion over the newborn.

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The best part was when he posted his car in the epic car fail thread.

 

Then his build thread got moved to the joke section lol

 

then he added me as a friend a tried talking to me...

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Long motor gear = Hioctane

Performance bits = Powertune

Bolt ons = Gktech (Greg is such a nice guy and every business should be run like his, If he was bitten on the dick by a rattle snake I would feel some-what obliged to suck the poison out)

Everything else = Justjap/classifieds

I lol'ed.

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Too busy mirin that crx.

 

straight from the meet up thread.... im shocked :lol:

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In Soviet Russia, clutch kicks you!

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Transformers stickers on cars, I don't get it

 

It's the automotive equivalent of guys wearing a t-shirt with thin fabric and a v-neck cut so low it shows more than half their torso.

Just advertising their preference.

 

He means faggots, people with transformers stickers are faggots.

 

:lol:

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Hey watch ya mouth d*ckhead

>

peice of shit phone? htc touch pro 2

>

loud music? dont have any music on my phone

>

swearing and yelling? the only time i swear is when i see d*ckheads like you are doing retarted stuff

 

lol this guy......

 

I know him, He came to school and started to winge and bitch because they blocked his NS account. And the person he put in hospital..... wasnt actualy giving him shit, he fell on top of him playing footy.

 

He is the reason that I joined NS and I have been looking for this for so long. I can now rest easy.......

Edited by The Import Kid

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Now that I've got another track car, my low balling and snipping skills have doubled

Edited by Shark

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The best part was when he posted his car in the epic car fail thread.

 

Then his build thread got moved to the joke section lol

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

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f*ck i love sausage

 

WTF??? i don't remember saying that.. i do love the sausage though ;)

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oh how i wish i was gay

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i read it and automatically realized what thread it would be perfect in :lol:

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kemps asian?

 

Most common question for the last 7 years straight lol

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