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should be renamed, "the laugh at SpotMan thread" :lol:

 

ohh wait you would do that :Drugs:

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Someone here used a 2f2f quote i think on the bad trader thread and it fitted so well to what was happening that some people didnt recognise it. made me lol

 

Haha that was me,heres the quote

 

The police ran a check on him,the dvd players were purchased legally and besides a few unpaid speeding tickets the guys clean.....

 

You're joking...There must have been a fair few people who have been ripped off by him, how has he gone under the radar and gotten away with it for so long

 

Hahaha It's a Fast and the Furious quote

 

And heres the thread too,a few people have deleted their post's once they relised what had happened

 

http://www.nissansilvia.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=518118&hl=&fromsearch=1

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Subscribed to thread for lulz

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S plates are pointless, are they going to make dickheads wear D plates

They already have chev badges for that.

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Some of the funniest shit on this site came from the Vic look-a-likes thread years ago. Somebody posted a picture of a horse's arse as another member's look-a-like, still cracks me up as it's so simple & not offensive/shocking.

Oh man that was golden :lol:

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Not a real fan of Cameron Diaz, but I'd f**k her....Edit - Whoops, this isn't uplate. Carry on...

 

Lol

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new classifieds are the highest hit part, now just imagine if they actually worked, you would be rolling in cash!

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I think most things that have beem said by le webmaster in that thread could potentially qualify here.

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Glad we don't live in Denmark, they pay 75% tax (Income) 25% VAT tax, and 180% Registration tax. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sell a car for $20,000 and you have to pay $45,000 tax.

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Openly calling it.

 

I seek out a Pro now and then, Sometimes I also catch wind from mates of a hottie in a brothel that is worth it and spend the extra cash.

 

A man can wank only so much before he becomes disfunctional.

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Openly calling it.

 

I seek out a Pro now and then, Sometimes I also catch wind from mates of a hottie in a brothel that is worth it and spend the extra cash.

 

A man can wank only so much before he becomes disfunctional.

 

 

Ahhhh... damn

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if they aren't doing the dishes they're being crazy. it's one or the other.

 

after all is said and done though it's good to not sleep alone every single night, and also good to be able to jizz inside her butt.

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Glad we don't live in Denmark, they pay 75% tax (Income) 25% VAT tax, and 180% Registration tax. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sell a car for $20,000 and you have to pay $45,000 tax.

 

Wikipedia quote.

Do you actually think I giveAf**k about Denmark? 180% Tax? :lol:

Aw you so cute man.

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Glad we don't live in Denmark, they pay 75% tax (Income) 25% VAT tax, and 180% Registration tax. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sell a car for $20,000 and you have to pay $45,000 tax.

 

Wikipedia quote.

Do you actually think I giveAf**k about Denmark? 180% Tax? laugh.png

Aw you so cute man.

It's the "Nissansilvia.com Best Quotes thread"

NOT

"wikipedia best quotes thread"

 

aw, you so cute.. f**kTARD

Edited by Shark

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The "Wikipedia quote" is where I took that little info from.

Copied, pasted and edited a bit for a laugh.

 

Jokes on you MOITE.

 

You still cuter.

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shut the f**k up.

Edited by kranze

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My cock shot. Can't post it though

 

You can, you're just a bitch...bitch!

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Yeh not looking at Intelligence now. I'm looking at Avionics/Armament trade with RAAF. Surveillance Aircraft Operator (Army) looks good but they aren't hiring now. Neither is Avionics in RAAF. So at the moment only one is Armament. Which is good enough. And 20STA now use the ScanEagle and Shadow 200. So the job/role is expanding and it's expanding fast as this is where the future lies for war. SF and UAV's used until actual ground units are needed. Why risk a $150 million plane and pilot's life when you can send in a $200,000 plane and the pilot is thousands and thousands of kilometres away! Same goes for SF. Why send in a large force when 4 highly trained specialised men can do the same job with minimal or no detection and again if those men are lost it's 4 compared to say 40. So UAV Operator is a pretty good future within the Defence Force I'm sure. But I want to start in Avionics get the trade and then possibly be able to fly the UAV's the RAAF gets. Which will be like the Predator/Reaper MQ-1 used by US now So yeh back on topic who here is Avionics/Armament Tech and can share some info regarding what you do day-to-day so I can give the recruiters more info and knowledge than what is on the DF recruiting website!
Ballsack. You have been posting in this thread forever now. I gave you the benefit of the doubt when you wanted to join the RAAF (a long time ago) and answered a handful of your PM's. Stop wasting our time. If you were serious about joining up you would have done it a long time ago. You are a wannabe. Stop posting in other threads as if you are a retired General or holywood military advisor. Everything you know is from the Bourne Trilogy, Andy McNabb's novels or the latest COD. In short. Piss Off

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Yeh not looking at Intelligence now. I'm looking at Avionics/Armament trade with RAAF. Surveillance Aircraft Operator (Army) looks good but they aren't hiring now. Neither is Avionics in RAAF. So at the moment only one is Armament. Which is good enough. And 20STA now use the ScanEagle and Shadow 200. So the job/role is expanding and it's expanding fast as this is where the future lies for war. SF and UAV's used until actual ground units are needed. Why risk a $150 million plane and pilot's life when you can send in a $200,000 plane and the pilot is thousands and thousands of kilometres away! Same goes for SF. Why send in a large force when 4 highly trained specialised men can do the same job with minimal or no detection and again if those men are lost it's 4 compared to say 40. So UAV Operator is a pretty good future within the Defence Force I'm sure. But I want to start in Avionics get the trade and then possibly be able to fly the UAV's the RAAF gets. Which will be like the Predator/Reaper MQ-1 used by US now So yeh back on topic who here is Avionics/Armament Tech and can share some info regarding what you do day-to-day so I can give the recruiters more info and knowledge than what is on the DF recruiting website!
Ballsack. You have been posting in this thread forever now. I gave you the benefit of the doubt when you wanted to join the RAAF (a long time ago) and answered a handful of your PM's. Stop wasting our time. If you were serious about joining up you would have done it a long time ago. You are a wannabe. Stop posting in other threads as if you are a retired General or holywood military advisor. Everything you know is from the Bourne Trilogy, Andy McNabb's novels or the latest COD. In short. Piss Off

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. thats an awesome call..

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Damn, J's got burned the f**k up..[insert John Witherspoon picture here]..

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Glad we don't live in Denmark, they pay 75% tax (Income) 25% VAT tax, and 180% Registration tax. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Sell a car for $20,000 and you have to pay $45,000 tax.

 

Wikipedia quote.

Do you actually think I giveAf**k about Denmark? 180% Tax? laugh.png

Aw you so cute man.

 

You can pay 43857345745987589347539487% tax, so theoretically cambertards quote could be correct.

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