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The Nissansilvia.com Best Quotes thread.

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Rules:

 

1. copy and paste any funny/memorable/stupid/idiotic/whatever posts into this thread so everyone can have a laugh at someone elses expense.

2. there is no rule 2.

 

for anyone that isn't sure how to copy and paste a quote, this is how:

 

1. click quote on the post you want to copy/quote.

2. copy the entire quote that comes up in the reply box at the bottom, quote tags and all.

3. paste the quote into a new post in this thread.

4. done.

 

i'll start with this one, i feel a new trend coming on....

 

nah it you spin around and say gktech 3 times in one thread he appears

 

PS: thread idea actually goes to SteveP (resident grammar nazi), i just stole the idea from him.

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Hmmm okay...

 

Only thing with HKS is that they have racing pedigree and years of expereince, compared to GKTech which is fairly unknown and doesnt have racing pedigree.

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garret gt2860rs with .64 housing for ultimate response and full boost by 3000rpm.

 

0-100 will be very quick (providing you have supporting mods).

 

but if u plan on cannonball runs on freeway (as opposed to traffic light battles) then bigger turbo is way to go. like 3071 or 3076

 

How quick will 0-100 be???????

 

 

 

Okay,

 

0-100 will be achieved in 4.05 seconds if the following mods are added.

 

Garret2860rs .64 housing

tomei 256 degree cams

apexi power fc

hks gt extension pipe

yashio factory super silent exhaust

splitfire super direct ignition

tomei adjustable cam gears

matte black sports intercooler frount mounted

modified air intake

tomei 248l p/h fuel pump

sard 550cc injectors

oil pan upgrade

tomei oil cooler and filter relocation kit

hks evc-s boost controller

hks spark plugs

z32 airflow

HKS Sqv racing blow off valve

 

 

should be good for 300rwhp and full boost by 3000rpm.

 

 

 

EDIT: might of forgot a few things. But yeah, also will need lots of heat shielding to keep the engine bay / exhaust etc nice and cool as turbo engine bays generate lots of heat.

 

Also, if you have a tomei 2.2L stroker kit that will deliver more power, torque and response. But lots of $$$$. youd be better off going with a bigger turbo if u went the stroker kit.

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lol inb4 Greg rocks up in this thread :lol:

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

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Cheers,

 

Andy

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

 

Can see where this is going ..... and getting locked

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

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Bahahhahaha hook line and sinker... Saw that coming a mile away ^_^

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

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hook er

 

 

 

That time when Andy was talking about prostitution

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kemp2.jpg

 

 

 

Also if we can include threads...

Shrine of KEMP

 

going by how you messed up that quote, no, you can't include threads..

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^ Half fixed, but my Firefox is fkn with me.

 

Fair enough no threads lol :whistle:

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kemps asian?

and the other one i like is in my sig so look down

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id wreck it worse than if steven segal and chuck norrise had a baby. And then that baby wrecked your sisters vagina. Then that vahlgina had a baby. Then for generations thered be a legend of the wrecked vagina. Then the babys decendants would come and f**k your wrecked sisters vags and wreck that more. And theyd be like. Well pissed off.

 

by yours truely. i laugh at all the stupid shit ive said, dont remember and see as peoples signitures ages later haha

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My sig is very relevant to kemp....

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I'll nominate my current one.

 

There's been some absolute pearlers over the years. Usually happens when the Uplaters stray a little too far from the Off Topic section.

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Out of the Offset thread.

since when does using spacers change the offset of the wheel lol

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Someone here used a 2f2f quote i think on the bad trader thread and it fitted so well to what was happening that some people didnt recognise it. made me lol

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Quotes long gone but.

 

From the "have you been on a blind date" thread started by cheddar I think

 

Gooch- "I went on a blind date once, was all going sweet till she started giving head to the bed post"

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Edited by Mod: Link removed.

 

 

this *richard cranium* annoys the f**k outa me, and yes, i found their facebook :thumb:

 

Before the mods took over...

 

Classic Troll, tripped me out... :thumb:

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It was funny when cunce started having a go at him :lol:

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Some of the funniest shit on this site came from the Vic look-a-likes thread years ago. Somebody posted a picture of a horse's arse as another member's look-a-like, still cracks me up as it's so simple & not offensive/shocking.

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Some of the funniest shit on this site came from the Vic look-a-likes thread years ago. Somebody posted a picture of a horse's arse as another member's look-a-like, still cracks me up as it's so simple & not offensive/shocking.

 

:lol:

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It was funny when cunce started having a go at him laugh.png

 

i will forever feel stupid for this... :lol:

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