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News just in.

 

Apple are delaying the launch of their shitty iPhone4s to release the new iCasket.

 

Hipsters everywhere are froathing at the gash with excitment.

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Funeral Planning? There's an App for that.

 

iDied.

 

Steve Jobs have just died. This will shake Apple to its core

 

Steve Jobs is just like a Mac. Once a piece malfunctions, you have to change the whole thing.

 

:ph34r:

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Maybe these jokes are too Zune, but anyway....

 

Steve Jobs is not dead. He is now obsolete. Watch out for the new Steve Job 3GS this WInter.

 

I wonder if he is going to sue cancer for patent infringement...

 

He died of embarrassment of the 4S...

 

I guess iChemo failed...

 

Looks like battery life isn't the only thing that dies fast, amirite Apple?

This is for all those smug mac users who think apples are virus proof...

 

what did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

"let's get jobs"

 

He didn't die. He went to go set up the iCloud

 

Steve Job is dead, How do you like them apples?

 

do you know the difference between Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs Jokes? Some day Steve Jobs Jokes will get old...

 

PC WINS. FATALITY.

 

You thought all Apple fans were hipsters before? It will only be worse now that Steve Jobs is underground.

 

Latest Apple Design Leaked:

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is to too zune for jokes?

 

last week when they finished designing the iphone 5, the head designer said: jobs done!

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does this prove apple products have a short lifespan?

 

any bets on whether Jobs coffin will be available in white or black?

 

 

 

 

 

Steve Jobs is deaf.

 

Damn you autocorrect!

 

 

 

 

 

Steve spend most of his life trying to defeat the PC with his mac, only to be killed by PC (Pancreatic Cancer)

 

 

Quick! pur your resume in at apple,

I heard there's a job going at Apple today.

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or maybe dont pur your resume in, i hear their having jobs cut.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The critical reception of the iphone 4S

must have literally killed apple...

 

...oh

 

People are dying for the new iPhone

 

 

 

 

If you press Steve Jobs head and belly-button at the same time for a few seconds, will he reset?

 

last one for a while

 

 

 

 

 

Another bit of overhyped crap from Apple that spends the last part of it's useful life needing to be constantly plugged in, and dies well before it's meant to.

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if steve had been baseball player, he would of been steve lobs

if steve had been a criminal, he would of been steve robs

if steve had invented the PC, he would of been bill gates

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Would it be wrong of me to suggest that we try to make these jokes about Steve Jobs dying a little more PC?

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Co-Creator of Apple getting killed by something with the initials 'PC', that's iRonic.

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Similar to the OPs,

 

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Which is good if you're Michael Jackson, but not if you're Steve Jobs.

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Cure for cancer? I guess there wasn't an App for that.

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What did apple Corp tell their employees yesterday? "dey tuk ourr jeerrbs"

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What did apple Corp tell their employees yesterday? "dey tuk ourr jeerrbs"

Lol

 

Keep'em coming some are funny as f**k

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stevejobs_gates_halo.jpg

 

 

 

 

The funeral will be a small private affair, nothing flashy.

 

 

Edited by AusMik

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What's the difference between cancer and a black man?

 

Cancer gets Jobs.    

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They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.

 

Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.    

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They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.

Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.

 

Best of them all.

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So you think it's funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon't.

 

 

Samsung and HTC have some stiff competition now.

 

 

 

Serious question, why is everyone God-worshipping Steve Jobs?

He attached a hard drive to an MP3 player then later on added a phone.

It's not like he cured cancer.

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what is the difference between Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs jokes?

Steve Jobs jokes will get old.

 

Apple are doing OK in the recession. So far, only one Jobs been lost.

 

 

Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life.

Overshadowed by windows.

 

 

They will love the new iPhone4s, I bet my life on it"

-Steve Jobs

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