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a dude was down the pub and hooks up with some split arse. "chick"

gets her drunk takes her home for a r**t she falls on the bed

and tells the bloke give me 12" and make me bleed you animal.

 

 

so he shoves it in & out of her three times then punches her in the nose !

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haha, had to think twice about the 3 times part, nice one.

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haha, had to think twice about the 3 times part, nice one.

Lol 4 inches each stroke. this joke comes from a 55 year old bloke from work he is a cracker it won't be the same when he retires

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