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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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I disagree with "fine" I believe fine to mean she is wrong but won't open admit to it so the use of "fine" is an admission she is wrong without giving away to much power...... May also mean chain from kitchen is to long and the fact you can hear her at all is your own mistake, shorten chain=problem solved.

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no... she uses fine to end an arguement and you have to accept that shes right even though she may be wrong, because if you keep going at it, the shit will hit the fan

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women just need to learn to use english language properly. no wonder guys get sick of their shit.

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Yup.. Fine = she is wrong but won't admit it.

 

With this alteration this list is 100% spot on.

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I hate it when they ask 'is *insert chicks name* prettier than me?'

 

you know your f**ked either way there. Say shes hotter and she disagrees and starts shit, say shes not and your a dead man.

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I hate it when they ask 'is *insert chicks name* prettier than me?'

 

you know your f**ked either way there. Say shes hotter and she disagrees and starts shit, say shes not and your a dead man.

 

+1 i agree, i've been there before lol

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women just need to learn to use english language properly. no wonder guys get sick of their shit.

+1

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Women are too difficult 90% of the time.

That's why you should treat girls like recording studios - bust and then leave.

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I hate it when they ask 'is *insert chicks name* prettier than me?'

 

you know your f**ked either way there. Say shes hotter and she disagrees and starts shit, say shes not and your a dead man.

 

I just say "Of course she is, dear." But I like to live life on the edge. Heh

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hahaha their all so true

 

 

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i totally agree with most of it, but then i never pay attention anyway

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