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What do you call an Aussie under a car?

 

- Jack

 

 

 

What do you call an Aussie with a shovel?

 

- Dough,

 

What do you call an Aussie without a shovel?

 

- Douglass.

 

 

 

What do you call an Aussie in your front yard?

 

- Matt

 

 

:lol:

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what do you call an Aussie up a tree?

 

- Russel

 

What do you call an Aussie in a pool ?

 

- bob

 

What do you call an Aussie in a mail box ?

 

- Bill

 

What do you call a Aussie in the middle of a tennis court ?

 

- Annett

 

What do you call and Aussie with a rabbit shoved up his arse ?

 

- Warren

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lol nice ones.

Heard this one before, not as good but still a contribution,

What do you call an Aussie who gives directions?

Tom. (TomTom?) lol

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I think a lot of those came from the dead baby jokes....well, I heard the dead baby jokes first, anyway, and they're a lot funnier although a bit limited to who you can tell them to lol

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I think a lot of those came from the dead baby jokes....well, I heard the dead baby jokes first, anyway, and they're a lot funnier although a bit limited to who you can tell them to lol

 

whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead pile of babes?

 

I havn't got a ferrari in my garage.

 

 

 

Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

 

you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

 

 

 

:lol: had more, just cant remember them.

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What's the difference between a dead fetus and a brick?

You can't eat a brick.

 

Why couldn't the baby fit through the door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

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LOL! ^ thats disturbing, and is that directed at a type of australian? or not aussie related?

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What's worse than a dead baby?

A truckload of dead babies.

 

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?

A live one in the middle eating it's way out.

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Ya want a couple really f**ked up baby jokes?

 

 

What's the difference between a baby and my fridge..

My fridge doesn't scream and cry when I pack it with my meat.

 

What's the difference between a horse and a baby.

You stop riding the horse when it's dead.

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