a plane is on its way to melbourne when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first-class section and sits down.
the flight attendant watches her do this and asks to her ticket.
she then tells the blonde passenger she paid for economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.
the blonde replies: "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to Melbourne and im staying right here"
the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot the there is some blonde bimbo sitting in first-class who belongs in economy and wont move back to her seat.
the co-piloy goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she paid for only economy she is entitled to only an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to Melbourne and i'm staying right here"
exasperated the copilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who wont listen to reason.
the pilot says "you say she's blonde? ill handle this i'm married to a blonde and i speak blonde."
he goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she says: "oh i'm sorry - i had no idea" and she gets up and moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
the pilot replied: "i told her first-class isn't going to Melbourne."
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