What do you call an Aussie....
Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:25 AM
What do you call an Aussie with a shovel?
What do you call an Aussie without a shovel?
What do you call an Aussie in your front yard?
Posted 28 October 2010 - 04:54 PM
What do you call an Aussie in a pool ?
What do you call an Aussie in a mail box ?
What do you call a Aussie in the middle of a tennis court ?
What do you call and Aussie with a rabbit shoved up his arse ?
Posted 28 October 2010 - 06:18 PM
Heard this one before, not as good but still a contribution,
What do you call an Aussie who gives directions?
Tom. (TomTom?) lol
Posted 30 October 2010 - 03:58 PM
Posted 30 October 2010 - 05:46 PM
whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead pile of babes?
I havn't got a ferrari in my garage.
Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.
had more, just cant remember them.
Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:28 PM
You can't eat a brick.
Why couldn't the baby fit through the door?
It had a javelin through it's head.
Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:58 PM
Posted 04 November 2010 - 07:10 PM
Stopping it with a cricket bat
Posted 17 November 2010 - 08:45 PM
Putting one baby into 8 boxes.
Posted 29 November 2010 - 12:29 PM
Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:19 PM
A truckload of dead babies.
What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one in the middle eating it's way out.
Posted 17 December 2010 - 02:08 PM
What's the difference between a baby and my fridge..
My fridge doesn't scream and cry when I pack it with my meat.
What's the difference between a horse and a baby.
You stop riding the horse when it's dead.
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