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#1 Phat_man

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:25 AM

What do you call an Aussie under a car?

- Jack



What do you call an Aussie with a shovel?

- Dough,

What do you call an Aussie without a shovel?

- Douglass.



What do you call an Aussie in your front yard?

- Matt


:lol:

#2 BACKYARD_HERO

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 04:54 PM

what do you call an Aussie up a tree?

- Russel

What do you call an Aussie in a pool ?

- bob

What do you call an Aussie in a mail box ?

- Bill

What do you call a Aussie in the middle of a tennis court ?

- Annett

What do you call and Aussie with a rabbit shoved up his arse ?

- Warren

#3 Rolled Cambers

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 06:18 PM

lol nice ones.
Heard this one before, not as good but still a contribution,
What do you call an Aussie who gives directions?
Tom. (TomTom?) lol

#4 Deeper Groovation

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 03:58 PM

I think a lot of those came from the dead baby jokes....well, I heard the dead baby jokes first, anyway, and they're a lot funnier although a bit limited to who you can tell them to lol

#5 Phat_man

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 05:46 PM

View PostDeeper Groovation, on 30 October 2010 - 03:58 PM, said:

I think a lot of those came from the dead baby jokes....well, I heard the dead baby jokes first, anyway, and they're a lot funnier although a bit limited to who you can tell them to lol

whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead pile of babes?

I havn't got a ferrari in my garage.



Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.



:lol: had more, just cant remember them.

#6 Pointless dribbler

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Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:28 PM

What's the difference between a dead fetus and a brick?
You can't eat a brick.

Why couldn't the baby fit through the door?
It had a javelin through it's head.

#7 Rolled Cambers

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Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:58 PM

LOL! ^ thats disturbing, and is that directed at a type of australian? or not aussie related?

#8 Purple-monkey

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Posted 04 November 2010 - 07:10 PM

whats the best thing about swinging a baby on a close line??

Stopping it with a cricket bat

#9 chris convertible

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Posted 17 November 2010 - 08:45 PM

What is better than squashing 8 babies into one box?

Putting one baby into 8 boxes.

#10 SRCruiser

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:39 AM

^^^ hahha lol, these baby jokes are awesome

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#11 miiuppet

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 12:29 PM

lol, love the aussie jokes and that baby one is feral hahaha

#12 A31Cefiro

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:19 PM

What's worse than a dead baby?
A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one in the middle eating it's way out.

#13 -**wHiStLe**-

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 02:08 PM

Ya want a couple really f**ked up baby jokes?


What's the difference between a baby and my fridge..
My fridge doesn't scream and cry when I pack it with my meat.

What's the difference between a horse and a baby.
You stop riding the horse when it's dead.





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